Um, so I’m just gonna go there and this is the Internet so you can mock me from afar and not to my face.
I’m thinking to myself, “Self. You’re having poop kittens. (If you want to know what poop kittens are, click here and read MODG. She’s amazing) Hrm. I know, I’ll start juicing and eating fibrous things and it’ll be fine!”
That was yesterday and I continued having poop kittens.
THEN TODAY CAME
I’m all, “Self, your tummy feels weird but go ahead and juice pears, plums, kale, carrots, and strawberries. You’ll be fine.”
Guess what, I’m NOT fine.
BAH hahahahaa!
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